My Spanish Bloopers!

NURSE: What is the problem?
NAOMI: The roof hurts me.

I said techo instead of pecho (chest)!


TOUR GUIDE: Australia has the most dangerous snakes in the world right?
NAOMI: Yes, and the most dangerous scissors.

I said tijeras instead of tiburones (sharks)!


NAOMI: An ex-boyfriend once asked me how to cook bees.
GEOF: Bees? Don´t you mean peas?

The difference between abejas and arvejas is all in the rolling of the "r", something I haven´t yet mastered!